the artist formerly known as parishiltonsexslave

versacepromises:

versaceslut:

me:

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you:

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me:

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(via warmpastry)

toxicmp3:

i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came

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oathkeeping:

PLAYSTATION 4

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FINAL FANTASY 15

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KINGDOM HEARTS 3

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money.

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(via disapprovingblackwoman)

wolfintestine:

sqr-knt:

Went out and bought a can of pineapple juice cuz Waka said it’d make my cum taste better

too bad your sock doesn’t have taste buds

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hornyspice:

when someones sick and coughs in class
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(via partyintheussr)

westbor0baptistchurch:

when the annoying asshole in class is kicked out

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(via putahilton)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

hervacationh0me:

hunnessy:

stacksbreadup:

#TransformationTuesday

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TRU.

war has changed

yourfiancebeyonce:

my mom posted this on my facebook wall because i dont want to go to the zoo with her

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(Source: sillyraycyrus, via twerkcentral)

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